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• I like how the buttons need to be pressed hard until they click.
• That you can trust the phone not to track you or share your data.
• When you use it as a camera, the viewfinder is a real lens that goes all the way through the phone — you just look with one eye, through it.
• When someone approaches you, it politely pauses all programs.
• It shuts down at rock concerts
• It gives you an electric shock if you try to take a selfie on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
• It’s like a television — you can watch whatever you want as long as it’s TikTok.