I’ve Been Training Dogs here in Panama to be Bilingual. Well, Trilingual if I Want to be Honest
In Spanish it’s “Perros.” In English I say “Puppies.” In German I say it differently, but I really just wing it. It’s guttural, but my German is by blood and I really don’t remember it.
--
I’m not the only one confused. The Panamanians surrounding me are a bit confused too. Too many languages come out of my mouth.
That makes me an extraño, which means stranger or foreigner. I find this mildly amusing. The neighbors don’t.
The people who mostly understand me are the Chinese merchants. They’ve lived here for a couple of hundred years (cuz of the canal), and have pretty good English and perfect Spanish. They seem to understand the few Chinese phrases I know.
(You gotta be careful of Chinese. Every other word is “Fuck.”)
I kid you not. Read some Kevin Kwan if you don’t believe me.
— — — — — — —
FECUNDITY
No, that’s not a German or Chinese swear word.
It describes Panamá perfectly though.
Although there are only 4 million people here, there’s probably 4 billion cows and chickens. And cats and dogs and children born from children. It’s all very confusing, but it’s
FECUNDITY.
Ya gotta love these Latin countries. I sure do.
— — — — — — —
Well anyway, I went for a walk at 5:30 this morning, and I don’t remember where I went. I’m out of money for the rest of this month, so I must have walked a ways. I was maybe thinking about the Pacific Ocean, but that’s 3 hours to walk. The bus costs 40 cents, but I’m saving that money. Someday maybe I’ll walk to the beach — it’s not really that far away…
Oh, wait. Now I remember. Sr. Hernandez owes me a pair of leather sandals he made for me. I pre-paid, and today was the day to pick them up. I walked past his house 3 times, but he wasn’t up and running.
Tranquilo.
Nothing much matters in Panama.
This is the best country in the world, and I really mean that.
It’s tranquilo.
— — — — — — —
About them dogs. It’s my way of fucking with everybody’s heads, that’s all. No malice intended. Tranquilo. That’s a serious word here. It’s like, “take a breath.”
… Fred Ermlich
