See if you can find Zuckerberg in this photo. . . . He’s got the whole world, uh, Universe in his hands he’s got the whole Universe in his hands, etc. etc. . . .,
One of these is human. Hint: it ain’t Zuckerberg. By, CC BY 4.0,

I’ll always be 31 years older than Mark Zuckerberg, until the day I die, because he won’t. He’s good for 200 more years, one benefit of having no heart.

Anyway, I’ll be dead by then, thank god. (I can’t seem to capitalize “god.” It appears that Zuck copyrighted that word.)